My mission is to build a version zero of utopia one venture at a time.
My mission is to build a version zero of utopia one venture at a time.
My mission is to build a version zero of utopia one venture at a time.
My vision is to inspire millions of my fellow tortured founders to do the same.
My vision is to inspire millions of my fellow tortured founders to do the same.
My vision is to inspire millions of my fellow tortured founders to do the same.
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Ventures
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Hernan Cortex
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Zero Dark Forty
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Stealth Mode Bootcamp
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Group coding sessions for tortured founders hosted by Carlos Angel
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Monday Night Data Engineering Club
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Group coding sessions for tortured founders hosted by Carlos Angel
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Group writing sessions for tortured founders hosted by Carlos Angel
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Group writing sessions for tortured founders hosted by Carlos Angel
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Group prompting sessions for tortured founders hosted by Carlos Angel
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Wednesday Night Markdown Club
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Group prompting sessions for tortured founders hosted by Carlos Angel
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Daily Prayer
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Prompt Engineering
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Email Signatures
Rapid Scripting
Public Blockchain
Bitcoin Layer 2
Casual Apparel
Screen Recording
Rank Tracking
API Development
Event Gateway
Event Broker
Real Time Database
AI Avatars
Presentation slides
Text To Voice
Primary laptop
Image Generation API
Unified APIs
Prompting Language
Data Format
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Daily Prayer
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Gym Equipment
Genetic Analysis
Blood Work
Electric MTB
Prompt Engineering
Trend Hunting
Logo Inspiration
Market Research
Product Research
Email Signatures
Rapid Scripting
Public Blockchain
Bitcoin Layer 2
Casual Apparel
Screen Recording
Rank Tracking
API Development
Event Gateway
Event Broker
Real Time Database
AI Avatars
Presentation slides
Text To Voice
Primary laptop
Image Generation API
Unified APIs
Prompting Language
Data Format
IP registration
Daily Prayer
Daily Breathing
Gym Equipment
Genetic Analysis
Blood Work
Electric MTB
Roadmap
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Publish The Divine Tragedy vol. 1
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Launch carlosangel.ai
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Launch The Tortured Founder's Blog
Launch yobz.ai
Launch @yobzai on X
Launch TTFB Youtube Channel
Launch hernancortex.com
Launch @hernancortex on X
Launch Waitlist Pages Masterclass
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Launch zerodarkforty.com
Launch @zerodarkforty
Launch MNPC Mastermind
Launch TNDC Mastermind
Launch WNMC Mastermind
Publish The Divine Tragedy vol. 1
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Up The Rabbit Hole with Carlos Angel
Up The Rabbit Hole with Carlos Angel
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Born and raised in 🇨🇴
| The Acropolis of South America™
© 2024 Expediting Happiness LLC. All rights reserved.
Disclaimer: This website is like a chocolate teapot - it may not be very useful for brewing tea, but it's great for bringing a smile to your face. The information provided here is as accurate as a horoscope and should be taken with a grain of salt the size of a snowman's nose. We cannot guarantee that visiting this site will make you rich, famous, or a better dancer, but it might make your day a little brighter. Please do not attempt to use this website as a flotation device, a spaceship, or a time machine, as it is not certified for such endeavors. Remember, laughter is the best medicine, and this website is our prescription for a good chuckle.
Born and raised in 🇨🇴
| The Acropolis of South America™
© 2024 Expediting Happiness LLC. All rights reserved.